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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now"
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"A good name for a vintage store would be 'Pants Dead People Have Farted In'"
"Zombies are a fun reminder that the first thing people want to do when they're dead and beyond the law is murder everyone in sight."
"Boy giraffe: You wanna? Girl giraffe: Ok, but kiss my neck first. Boy giraffe: But Babe, we only have 3 hours!"
"What kind of soda do dogs drink? Barq's Root beer."
"What idiot named it the English Channel instead of the BB Sea"
"Why was the ghost late to the halloween party? He had to take a sheet."
"I need an app on my phone to connect to the douches Bluetooth driving next to me so I can fart in his ear."
"Why is Islam a religion of peace? Well.. because Obama said so."
"San Andreas is just like Godzilla only Godzilla is invisible"