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Joke of the Day

"I Hate everyone! Angry guy: I HATE EVERYONE Random guy: Sir, how can you hate me? You dont even know me.. Angry guy: Hello my name is George.. Random Guy: Im Max.. George: OK, now fuck you Max"

"They say Kim Jong Un is heartless and a murder... It's because he has no Seoul"

"Saw a black guy today with a black guy. Did he get punched in the eye?"

"Football is like Sex your mom sucks at both"

"dont put all your eggs in one basket, put them in the little egg tray in the fridge thats what its for you idiot"

"My roommate is such a hypocrite when it comes to sharing. Apparently it's okay for him to finish my leftover pizza, but it's not okay for me to finish in his girlfriend."

"""Well, my chocolate is so good I could sell it in an obnoxious prism shape."" Bob Toblerone to rival chocolate manufacturer."

"How do you think the unthinkable ? ""With an itheberg."" - Mike Tyson"

"she need some alone time ..:P My girl friend said she needed some ""Alone time"".. So I made her an Orkut account.. :P... tietiefiss.com"

"All women want is to have a relationship with an intelligent man. The only problem is, intelligent men don't get into relationships."