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Joke of the Day

"You know what the difference between an SUV and a rental car is? You can take a rental car *anywhere*."

"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!! (someone date me please)"

"Wives are also like hurricanes... When they come they're wet and wild, when they leave they take your house and your car."

"My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records Then the librarian told me to take it out."

"My roommate dressed as a syringe for our Halloween house party. He's upstairs with the sexy girl wearing the Courtney Love costume. In the addict."

"Gay jokes aren't funny come on man"

"How do you stop a deaf women from telling anyone you raped her How"

"What are we gonna do with all this extra cocaine? The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth"

"bad ""it's so hot...."" one-liners Two that I came up with... It's so hot that Stryper sang ""To Today With the Devil"" It's so hot that Karen Carpenter ate an ice cream sandwich. your turn!"

"What did the fat prostitute say to the skinny prostitute? ""We really should have made better life choices."""