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Joke of the Day

"Gay jokes aren't funny come on man"

"Iron Man Joke Iron man is a super hero. Iron, woman. is a command."

"Hope you guys like this, it's been a tough day. I bought a pair of sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. :("

"My favorote rascist joke Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson had the same nickname growing up, can you guess what it is? Nigger"

"What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted? Retorta"

"I used to have S.I.D.S now I have PTSD :("

"""Go ahead caller"" Why radio DJ's should never work a suicide hotline..."

"Sharks are more likely to go and attack men than women So if you are swimming with women. Just punch it in the nose Then throw her towards the shark"

"I bought a time machine. I bought a second hand time machine next Tuesday. They don't make them like they're going to anymore."

"Obama ran around the whitehouse with Biden. Their total time was 9:48. When they had finished Biden said ""Hey Barack, did we beat the record?"" Out of breath Obama said ""No, Bush did 9:11"""