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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop a deaf women from telling anyone you raped her How"
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"What did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algae bra."
"Sherlock Holmes and his partner are walking in the woods... ...they happen upon a tree bearing yellow fruit. Watson asks, ""What the hell is that?"", Sherlock responds, ""A lemon tree my dear Watson."""
"A modern recasting of Moses floating down a river in a wicker basket but it's a soccer mom forgetting her baby on the roof of her van."
"Exposed Ashley Madison users feel hurt & betrayed, unsure if they can ever trust again."
"[An old thermometer breaks scattering mercury beads all over the floor] ""Get out of here, NOW!"" ""Why?"" ""HAVEN'T U SEEN TERMINATOR 2?"""
"*chad kroeger walks through metal detector at airport* TSA agent: I've never seen this low of a reading"
"An 8 year old just asked me why people in electric cars don't get electrocuted when it rains and now we're checking Google"
"Have to take my son to speech therapy.. Easier done than said"
"Terrible I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that."