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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop a deaf women from telling anyone you raped her How"
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"Hitler pun ""Sir, we're mining too many useless minerals."" Hitler: ""So mine less."" Grammar Nazi busts in. ""MINE FEWER."" (Hitler looks up) ""Yes?"""
"Last time I had sex, it felt like the 100m Olympic final. There were 8 black men and a gun."
"Babies are really expensive, which is why all the ones in Babies R Us don't have price tags."
"So I took some acid and ate an entire box of Fiber bars. I've been seeing shit for days."
"What do you tell a nazi with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told Richard Spencer twice!"
"A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar... He orders a drink."
"A vegan in the woods. If a vegan is alone in the woods with nobody to tell, are they still a vegan?"
"Did you hear the one about the lazy redditor?"
"What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile? ""To the Batmobile!"""