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Joke of the Day

"What are we gonna do with all this extra cocaine? The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth"

"Math, I'm not a therapist... ...Solve your own problems."

"What did one duck say to the other? Quack!"

"Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period."

"Jews where do you send a jew with ADD...... wait for it... A concentration camp"

"Asking me if I want a bag for the box of tampons I just bought is like asking me if they're for here or to go."

"What's the difference between Jews and Boyscouts? Boyscouts come back from camp."

"If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies? A Swallow."

"Damn girl are you a Nirvana album because...nevermind."

"GENIE 1: he wanted money so i made him a bank robber, ha GENIE 2: i just...gave mine money GENIE 1: LMAO YOU GUYS, JERRY JUST GAVE IT TO HIM"