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Joke of the Day

"All my friends are getting jobs, engaged, or married. I'm just getting more awesome."

"Did you guys hear about the award winning farmer? Apparently he was outstanding in his field. [modified repost]"

"How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe? He tried to blow up a police car."

"Based on Trump's History, if elected, he is likely to get divorced and remarried while in the White House It will be ""Marriage Apprentice"" White House Edition"

"180 degree Celsius = pi radian Celsius"

"When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get? A Two Pack"

"A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, Keep off the Grass.'"

"Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants? He wanted a spare in case he had a split."

"Best anti joke ever Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question? A:........."

"Our country's going to shit and I will not stand for it... ...so I sat down"