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Joke of the Day
"How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe? He tried to blow up a police car."
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"Have you heard of Evil Knievals brother Ku Klux Knievel? He once tried to jump 50 black mean on a steamroller."
"Truth about atheists. They've got nothing on Jesus."
"A wise man once told me that you should love with your heart and use your head for everything else He died of a concussion"
"I hope when the machines take over the world they start by fixing my cable."
"What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up? Anti*Christ*amine's"
"Q: What's the opposite of a somersault? A: A winter pepper."
"What do you call a sick bird from Mars? An ill Eagle alien. Original joke created for my 5 year old."
"I'm breaking up with my girlfriend that uses Comic Sans... She's just not my type."
"Says I get this funny feeling that people are reading the things I type here but maybe I'm just being paranoid."