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Joke of the Day
"Addicted to pills? Don't worry. They have a pill for that."
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"If 666 is evil Does that mean that 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil?"
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"What is the hardest part of watching an orphanage burn down? My dick."
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"I told my son about the bird's and the bee's... And he told me about my wife and the butcher."
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