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Joke of the Day
"Addicted to pills? Don't worry. They have a pill for that."
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"Why did the foreigner vote for Trump? He heard he would get to watch the inauguration on a plane"
"What did the manager say to the comedian who was messing around? Hey, no more funny business!"
"I have an evil masterplan; I'm going to drill a huge hole through the Moon and thread a massive piece of string through it. Then I will finally be able to conker the World."
"My drug of choice is laughter....and cocaine. Mostly cocaine. Sometimes angel dust. Molly is cool too. RT if you love Jesus."
"Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, ""What ya doin'?"" She said, ""Buying luggage."""
"A book fell on my head today... I've only got my shelf to blame."
"Did you hear about the kayaker that hit a submerged couch during the Rio Olympics? It was a fabricated story."
"If anyone needs me, I'll be at the hospital leaving robots and newspapers from the year 2310 in the rooms of coma patients."
"What did the cheeseburger name her daughter? Patty."