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Joke of the Day

"Ben-Hur was actually called, Fast & The Furious: Jerusalem Drift, but the name didn't catch on like they had hoped"

"A joke from my brother What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca? A Chewie"

"Guys, stop with the vagina jokes. Period."

"*in bed* Him: what's your fantasy, baby? Me: Scrooge McDuck but skittles instead of gold Him: No, like sexual Me: Scrooge McDuck but skittl-"

"Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor? His resurrection lasted more than four hours."

"How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb? V."

"Every time I see an obese family at a buffet, I throw a sack of marbles onto the table and have a live showing of Hungry Hungry Hippos."

"I just bought a round of shots for everybody, but they're being totally ungrateful and saying they don't even have tetanus."

"If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?"

"How do you remember your wedding anniversary? Forget it once."