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Joke of the Day

"I started reading YouTube comments recently Because cutting myself just wasn't doing the trick anymore."

"whats the differns between a blonde and a computer you only have to punch the computer once to get the imformation out of it"

"I want to open a Jamaican/Irish/Spanish small plate breakfast restaurant And call it ""Tapas the Mornin' to Ja."" RIP Harris Wittels."

"Have you ever loved someone so much, you wanted to keep them hidden from the world and all to yourself? Well, apparently it's called kidnapping"

"Last night, a two-seat, single engine plane crashed in a Polish cemetery. Polish authorities report that they have recovered five hundred bodies so far and believe thousands more may still be found."

"Why Marriage is Difficult Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers."

"A redditor discovers that the world will end in 23 hours... The news never even got to report on it."

"99.9% of people are idiots Fortunately, I belong in the 1% of intelligent people"

"no, no-- i'm pro-life only until the baby is born. after that the baby must exist in a hellworld of preventable disease and gun violence"

"How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? You will find out when the light comes on."