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Joke of the Day
"What's the toughest type of pie? Punkin pie"
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"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a big fall. All the kings and all the kings men..   had scrambled eggs for breakfast again."
"And in conclusion, may I say that black robe is very slimming on you, Your Honor. And I've never seen a bigger gavel."
"What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon? Mine's embalming fluid."
"Jane Austen really squandered the opportunity to write a sequel called ""2 Proud 2 Prejudiced."""
"I want a girl who asks me to do things that I have to Google."
"Google search history: Marawana Marjawana Is there a j in marawana Wheat Wheat for smoking Free wheet"
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? HEY FUCK YOU."
"What does PETA stand for? People Eating Tasty Animals"
"Honey, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that the penguin pooped in the bathtub. Wife: ""But we don't *have* a penguin!"" Me: ""And now for the good news...!"""