212829

Joke of the Day

"Do Bigfoot hunters and ghost hunters think the other ones are dumb or are they like: ""Game recognize game?"""

"If Kim Kardashian is allowed to sue Old Navy b/c a model looks like her, then Khloe Kardashian should expect a lawsuit from Chewbacca."

"[NSFW]My uncle said I have the body of a seven year old... ...I told him to stay away from my freezer."

"What do you call Minecraft in Germany? NEIN-CRAFT!"

"It's not that I don't want kids, it's just that I don't want a minivan."

"I was helping a Spanish guy load things in his car and he kept calling me names every time I did something nice. Everytime I helped him he called me a grassy-ass."

"My wife told me she thought the clone troopers were kinda hot I told her she might have a Fettish."

"Did you hear about the cow who gambled on an airplane? The steaks couldn't have been higher."

"I need to get something off my chest... It's called breast cancer. I'm so sorry."

"How did one dinosaur insult the other? Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star."