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Joke of the Day
"Nice try traffic, but I'm not murdering anyone today."
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"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who are you?"
"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know why"
"Where does a digital photographer hang his work? On a jpeg."
"My grandfather always said: ""Don't look after your money, look after your health"" Once I was looking after my health and someone stole my money. It was my grandfather."
"What do a pizza delivery driver and a gynecologist have in common? They both have to smell it, but neither of them can eat it"
"Knock, knock. Honey, have you finished taking pictures of yourself for facebook? Daddy needs to take a sh!t.."
"A programmer heads to the shops His wife says ""grab a loaf of bread and if they have eggs get a dozen"" He comes home with twelve loaves of bread."
"Why is the blood of christ wine? Because he drank religiously"
"What does the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for? Benoit B. Mandelbrot"