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Joke of the Day
"What does the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for? Benoit B. Mandelbrot"
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"Sometimes people ask me how I got so funny and I say ""It's easy. I'm just deeply, deeply sad and my life feels unnecessary and empty"""
"Started a suicide prevention club at my school today We call it the hang out"
"Ultimate confusion What is the ultimate confusion? Two gay guys in a hottub full of sausages."
"Why are gays never late for hotel check out? Because they get their shit packed the night before"
"Apparently the norwegian government pays for you to hire convicts I guess there are some pro's to hirin a con."
"What did the mountain climber name his horse? Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest."
"Let's be honest: When life gives you lemons, most of you just cry to the internet about it."
"I just got Natalie Portman's autograph! Sure, it's on a restraining order, but still..."
"Diet plan: make friends fatter"