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Joke of the Day

"What do a pizza delivery driver and a gynecologist have in common? They both have to smell it, but neither of them can eat it"

"What was the policeman's baby's first words ? Hallo Hallo Hallo !"

"Remember that time I got drunk... Yeah me neither."

"Guys. GUYS! Every issue of National Geographic is now on DVD-ROM. FINALLY! God I've missed masturbating to sweet aborigine pancake titties!"

"I've said it before, I'll say it again. It."

"I just heard a dried up grape won the lottery, got a supermodel girlfriend and won a brand new car. I guess everything happens for a raisin."

"How did the Egyptian go broke? He got caught up in a pyramid scheme."

"What's in Pandora's box? A fine case of herpes."

"Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle? Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box! Lol"

"Did you guys hear about that weird snapchat knockoff that only lets you send pictures of sausages? It has the wurst ratings."