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Joke of the Day
"What do you throw to a drowning banjo player? His mandolin."
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"So the bus driver said to the string ""Are you a string?"" and the string said ""No I'm afraid not"". (A frayed knot)."
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"What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium? HeHe"
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