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Joke of the Day

"I want to marry the smell of gasoline and have little gasoline smelling kids with it and spend the rest of my days smelling my family."

"Why do more men die in car crashes than woman? Because women are at the wheel."

"So my wife discovered I keep writing ""please help me"" in the memo line of all my personal checks and now I'm not allowed to have checks."

"What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play? Don't Break the Ice"

"By putting the punchline in the title. How do you trick a bunch of Internet nerds into thinking you are a scumbag reposter?"

"Some say Steve Jobs died too young. Others say it was simply an homage to Apple's attitude towards battery life."

"What is the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa goes down the chimney."

"what do you call a mexican with a rubber toe? rubbertoe"

"Why do black guy's eyes get red after sex. mace"

"What do you call it when you have to listen to rock music obsessively? OC/DC"