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Joke of the Day
"How could a leper afford a nice house? It cost an arm and a leg"
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"Signs a Woman Likes You: 1. Eye contact 2. Twirls her hair 3. Laughs at your jokes 4. Follows you 5. Keys your car 6. Kills you"
"Somebody asked me if I was the Michelin man. It must be my *at-tire*."
"""Maybe again but kind of bad?"" - sequels"
"Victoria's Secret recently invented a bra that contains Bluetooth speakers ... ... because so many women had complained that men stare at their breasts instead of listening to them."
"Q: Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake? A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts"
"My career as a karate instructor finally came to an end. The parents found out I wasn't qualified and just enjoyed kicking children."
"What's the difference between a white story and a black story? A white story starts with ""Once Apon a Time"" and a black story starts with ""Y'all ain't gonna believe this"""
"Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars? So they can drive with the handcuffs on."
"How to Pass So apparently if someone commits suicide while we take a exam or final in school, everyone in that room or place will get 100%. I literally need the blood of a virgin to pass these exams."