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Joke of the Day

"JPP is a ""oser"" (holds middle, ring and pinky fingers to forehead)."

"If you have rectal cancer and it's treated with radiation therapy... Is that a Rem job?"

"What's the difference between fish and meat? If you beat your fish, it will die."

"Whats red and crawling up your leg An abortion with home sickness."

"What's Brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre."

"It's way too early in the day for you to be yelling at me, repeating your demands, and making me follow you around, girl. It's over, Dora."

"To women over 40, a guy with a belly and a sense of humor is a great catch. A guy who's buff is considered a narcissist and a pole-smoker."

"What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved."

"What sort of net is useless for catching fish ? A football net !"

"Okay, 45-year-old divorced women on Facebook who are ""LUV'N' LIFE!"" Calm down. We get it."