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Joke of the Day

"How do you piss off Reddit? [deleted]"

"So a Jew with a boner walks into a wall ..Breaks his glasses..."

"Your chances in Vegas are better than you think. 1 out of 5 times you'll get an std."

"Got my wife an educational toy. It's a dildo that speaks Spanish. Rapido Rapido Rapido."

"Whoever lost a bundle of $20 bills tied up in a rubber band..I found the rubber band.."

"I got a walk on part in a silent movie about mimes. I'm absolutely speechless."

"I may not show up to work on time, but dammit I leave early."

"It is Canadian Thanksgiving this weekend ...and I'm just thankful that I'll have ebola turkey soup and not ebola the deadly disease."

"I was going to post a Michael Brown joke.. ..but I'm afraid it would just get shot down."

"What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor? The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)"