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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg? Irene."
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"What did the comedian do when his joke did not go home with the audience? He became a boxer and delivered a strong punchline."
"I joined a reggae band playing the triangle. I just stand at the back and ting."
"Statistically if driving a stake through the heart kills vampires, we're all vampires."
"On one hand, I'm intrigued by witchcraft. On the other hand, it seems like it involves a lot of chopping and cooking."
"Leia: *gasps* Chewbacca, you're naked! Chewbacca: *hastily puts back on his bandoleer*"
"You don't realize how much you miss your privacy until you have a toddler hugging you the entire time you pee."
"What do you call a group of nit picky redditors? A headache."
"I'm not saying my doctor is young, but he just texted me ""2mer is B-9, woot!"""
"I wish i was ugly for just one single day.. Because being ugly everyday just sucks!"