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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a guy who's into beastiality? Someone who really gets his head into the game."

"So I was buying a ticket for a train from London to Paris... And the man behind the desk said, ""Eurostar?"" So I replied, ""Well I've been on TV, but I'm no Johnny Depp!"""

"Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman? Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant."

"I pay a monthly membership fee that lets me think about going to a gym."

"Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation? Because she threw out all the bent ones."

"Remember the first time offender who was into bdsm? It made him late for an appointment. His excuse? He got tied up in court."

"To find a prince, you're supposed to kiss a frog. Not screw the whole pond..."

"[Racist] How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb None.They just beat the room for being black."

"At the doctor's... - Sir, you need to stop masturbating. - Why, doc? - So I can start examining you!"

"Practiced my breakup on my cats last night and today they are gone."