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Joke of the Day
"How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? FORE!"
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"You really inspire me to be a bitter person."
"Humpty Dumpty Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall."
"If you put your right ear really close to your left knee and you listen... ...you can hear a voice say 'What the fuck are you doing?'"
"How many fingers does the dragonborn have? 8 fingers and 2 Thu""ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar"
"""If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my Sven."" -Kristoff"
"Do people who bring bikes on the subway know about riding bikes?"
"Told by the driver of the bus we were on Driver: so you hear president obama is in the hospital right? Us: no we didnt Driver: he cant stop putin"
"Mom: Wanna help gift rap? Me: In West Philadelphia born and raised on the playgro-- oh you mean WRAP? Nah homegirl you're on your own."
"What happened when Hitler got bratwurst juice in his eye? He could Nazi! LMFAO"