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Joke of the Day
"Oh thank God (what I think every time I enter an public restroom that's empty)"
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"KNOCK KNOCK.....WHOSE THERE? GESTAPO"
"A lawyer dies and goes to heaven..."
"Laying in bed with the wife last night, she asked ""what would you like to do most to my body?""""identify it"" probably wasnt the right answer"
"I once went on a date with a playwright It was all going well, until she started making a scene"
"Confucius say... He who farts at church, sits in his own pew."
"Why did the pedophile move to Korea? Because there, Too Young is just a name."
"I started an alcohol based diet. I feel great! I've already lost 4 or 5 days! Not OC, unsure of source."
"[NSFW] What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Gag gag gag"
"Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself? Because he Sphinx he's the best."