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Joke of the Day

"I used to date a dysexic woman... ... I took her home and she ended up cooking my sock."

"What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common? The harder you hit it the more English you get"

"Megaman is such a hard game! I've beaten Ice Man & Fire man but this guy just shoots me before I can even move. How do I beat Zimmer Man?"

"What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner? He went back 4 seconds."

"What did the survivor of cranial sodomy say to the police after the incident? ""At night when I close my eyes I can still hear them coming..."""

"*Jesus hanging on cross next to thieves* Lean in guys, let's do a face swap"

"My family is missing that gene that tells you when trash cans are full."

"You can even hide a dead body in Terms & Conditions, No one will ever know."

"Yes, autocorrect, I wanted to ask if she was all tight. Thank you. Now I know."

"Sorry to all the people my 3yo has yelled at for eating ice cream in a car. Telling him it was illegal was wrong. I know this now."