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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend called me a pervert... but what does she know, she's only 13 years old."

"Perhaps the greatest fashion revolution was moving the pads from the shoulder to the bras"

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She choked"

"Did you hear about the new virtual reality fellatio program? It's a real mind-blowing experience."

"I tried to take photos at a strip club Everyone turned out to be over-exposed."

"German Did you hear about the new German microwave oven? It seats 25."

"Why does Japan love Obama? He is first Barack president."

"If you want to have sex with a frog, use a condom If you want to enjoy it, rib it"

"How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? You follow his FRESH PRINTS!"

"What is brown and sticky? A stick...."