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Joke of the Day

"What is brown and sticky? A stick...."

"Confucius say man who at night have scratchy bottom have at morning smelly fingers"

"did you know if you throw a baby at a random group of people someone will always catch it so far"

"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and in the freezer"

"I hear Apple have released a line of people movers They call it Ivan"

"Why is it difficult to explain puns to kleptomaniacs? Because they take everything literally."

"Strange that the people who make duck face in photos are the same ones who always refuse to eat bread"

"(fairly gosh darn NSFW) Yeah, so, I'm a necrophiliac, right... .....I *had* a girlfriend, but the rotten cunt split on me."

"when the news anchor says ""if you know anything about the crime please contact police"" dont call the police and re-tell the news story"

"What's the difference between a bot and a Trump supporter? A bot has a chance of reacing self-awareness in our lifetime."