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Joke of the Day

"""What's for dinner?"" Updog & chips. ""Does updog have gluten in it?"" No..wait..you're supposed to say... ""You know I can't have gluten Karen"""

"[Glass slipper fits on ugly girl with same shoe size as Cinderella] Prince Charming: Um... well. Tell ya what, I'm gonna keep on looking."

"Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident? He was trapped under da-Brie!"

"Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings? De Beers"

"How is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat."

"When taking the SAT, write ""Chuck Norris"" for every answer. You will score over 8000."

"I saw a lady texting and driving today... I was furious. I rolled down my window, and threw my beer at her."

"A man walks into a caffe splash"

"By the time a man realises that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong."

"""I was going home with someone new every night. I didn't even know their names, and you know what? I didn't care."" - class hamster memoir."