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Joke of the Day

"""I was going home with someone new every night. I didn't even know their names, and you know what? I didn't care."" - class hamster memoir."

"What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty? She got a Zebra."

"Why are dwarfs so good at math? Because it's the little things that count."

"PMS jokes are not funny. Period."

"... and on the eighth day, Satan created teenagers."

"Why people hate the devil? Why do people hate the devil if he gives everyone a warm welcome?"

"A scotsman, an englishman and an irishman walk into a bar and the bartender says, ""What is this? Some kind of a joke?"""

"Are security guards at Samsung stores called Guardians of the Galaxy?"

"Why'd the kid drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by the bus."

"The lazy river is my favorite ride at this amusement park. ""Ahhhhh!"" I scream as I float in a giant circle, not spilling my drink at all"