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Joke of the Day
"Meet my new lizard friend... He's my newt!"
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"Being a Miami Heat fan is like high fiving Starbucks employees while the locally owned coffee shop across the street boards up its doors."
"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"""
"I played Two Steps From Hell to my cat, and she became a lion. I played it to my son, he's still a disappointment."
"Epilepsy joke What is blue and does not fit? A dead epileptic."
"One for the school kids this morning. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros? Elephino."
"There's no problem you can't solve with a great night of dancing. Except for a broken foot. Then you should see a doctor."
"A prostate exam... Is worrying when the doctor shouts ""look no hands!"""
"My pants embarrassed me in front of a chick again. How many times must I tell them that it's rude to point???"
"I stuck my d**k in a car Now my sexuality is exhausting."