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Joke of the Day

"What is Pinocchio's favourite kind of sex? No strings attached."

"Two dogs are going on a walk down the street They walk past a few parking meters and one dog says to the other, ""Hey, check it out! Pay toilets!"""

"Me: What kind of Dr. treats men who won't talk on the phone? GF: What? M: A Guy-no-call-ogist. GF: I'm killing u in ur sleep tonight."

"My Asian girlfriend told me there's nothing wrong with having a little penis. I still wish she didn't have one, though..."

"Best Hitler Joke That I've Heard Me: ""Hitler Killed 5 million Jews and a Penguin."" Friend: ""What? A Penguin?"" Me: ""See, no one wants to know about the Jews."""

"Why would you never starve in the desert? Because of all the sandwiches there."

"Please pray for my friends' 4 yr old. I just found out that ten minutes of his life wasn't photographed or documented on Facebook today."

"So, I hear Batman didn't turn up to the Christening .. Christian Bale."

"Why can you only date girls named Ana?... ...because I got a tattoo that says Ana"

"Did you hear about the comedian who was arrested for domestic violence? He was a real niece slapper."