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Joke of the Day
"What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls? Owch! it hertz"
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"What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WatAHHH!!"
"Maybe she's born with zits, maybe it's methamphetamine"
"I like my women like I like my microwave Hot, clean, and she'll kill any baby I put inside her."
"A free corpse is a dead giveaway."
"So a Black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder... The bartender says ""Wow, that's something real special you've got there! Where'd you get it?"" ""Africa!"", says the parrot."
"What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down? Married."
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