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Joke of the Day
"In a recent poll, 80% of Japanese women admitted to having faked origami."
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"Childless people wondering what it's like to have some kiddos? Make a lovely healthy breakfast. Take it and throw it all over the floor."
"I have just invented a perfume made from holy water Eau my god"
"Yet another Yo Mama joke Yo mama so dumb she thought ""Ping Pong Balls"" was a Chinese STD."
"[Dirty Joke] A pig fell in mud. An even dirtier joke: Two pigs fell in mud."
"What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling? Hitboxing!"
"If you want a successful marriage, marry a dictionary. Sex always comes before yardwork and anal comes before responsibility!"
"Shutdown Apocalypse Update: Talked to someone today about remaining human when society crumbles. Was told to ""please pull up to the window."""
"Have you ever heard of Christmas Adam? It comes before Eve and isn't nearly as satisfying"
"A statistician has half his body encased in ice and the other half engulfed in flames. So on average, they felt fine."