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Joke of the Day
"What idiot called it a tree trimmer instead of a branch manager?"
Next Joke
"What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEYE"
"Difference between your wife and the economy? 5 years later, the economy will still suck."
"Apparently, In Sweden parents aren't allowed to spank their kids. Like that would bother me, I don't do foreplay."
"When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask ""Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?"" because you can never be too careful."
"What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room? A full set of teeth"
"Did you hear about the community pool they built in the bronx? There were no survivors."
"Why Eiffel Tower is so high? So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry :P ."
"(NSFW) Jokes"
"What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child? A kid who loves halalpenos"