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Joke of the Day

"I saw a black man walking down the street with a TV. ""That looks a lot like mine..."" I thought... Then I remembered mine was at home shining my shoes."

"Stop calling me a Karma Whore I'm a Karma Escort."

"I like my slaves like I like my coffee Free"

"I hate those people who knock on your door and tell how you need to be ""saved"" or you'll ""burn"". hi Stupid fireman..."

"Chuck Norris went down to the crossroads just to pimp-slap the devil."

"What did the overweight ballet dancer perform ? The dance of the sugar plump fairy !"

"I have an apathy problem. But it's okay because I don't care."

"Why don't snakes have balls? Because hardly any of them know how to dance."

"So I just heard there is a disease killing off the Alligator population in Florida. They all got Gatorades."

"One day I talked to a girl who has a lisping problem ""How long can you hold your breath?"" . . . I left the room with a black eye."