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Joke of the Day

"Me: *returns from bakery with a bap, bagel, bun & cob* Wife: What are these? Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON."

"Pluto is 4.5 billion years old, but yet it is not allowed to sit at the grown-ups' table."

"Why did the blonde call an exterminator? Her computer had a bug..."

"The Toyota Prius will help reduce your gas bill and your sex life."

"All of these time capsules I just dug up have bodies in them?"

"What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common? They don't deliver on Sunday"

"Wait ... ""El Chapo"" is a Mexican drug lord .... and not the guy who's been stealing our Chapsticks for years ?"

"What's Piccolo's preferred type of car? DODGE!!!"

"Roses are red... Our flag is too Raise your hand to the sky And gas all the jews"

"Chief Running Water had two sons. What were their names? Hot and Cold."