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Joke of the Day
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tasmanian Barbie ...spins like a top!"
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"A man walks up to God and asks him, ""Are you an ass man or a titties man?"" God replies, ""I'm a soul man."""
"[meeting at amc network] ""Okay so how can we make everyone in Walking Dead look like they smell even worse this season?"""
"What the the planet Jupiter say to Neptune? I can see Uranus from here."
"What happens to illegally parked frogs ? They get toad away."
"What's the difference between harry potter and jews? Harry escaped the chambers."
"Mullets: Business in the front. Party-at-a-mobile-home-til-5am-drinking-Pabst-then-go-home-&-get-arrested-for-domestic-violence in the back"
"Officer: You drinking? Me: You buying? Oh how we laughed and laughed.... PS: I need bail money."
"You know, gas prices really aren't that bad when you consider that you're essentially buying dinosaurs in liquid form."
"Twitter: Cause why drunk dial one person when you can drunk dial the world?"