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Joke of the Day

"What did the Hammerhead say to the Great White as they parted ways? I guess I'll see you around chum."

"At my new job I have 500 people under me. I work on the 98th floor."

"Today reminds me of how bad a terrorist is.. at playing Jenga."

"Is it any wonder men have been obsessed with sex since biblical times? After all, Adam was ribbed for his own pleasure"

"I used to be in a band called The Prevention. We weren't great. But we were better than The Cure."

"""I'm in."" - Samuel L. Jackson to every movie pitch he's ever heard"

"Why doesn't Mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who could jump, run, and swim have already crossed the border."

"You always know when your girlfriend is too young for you, when you have to make the aeroplane noise when you stick your d*ck in her mouth!"

"What did the left eyebrow told to the right eyebrow? Hi brow"

"When I ask someone out and they say no I get uncomfortable and just start clapping and saying ""Good answer"" like people on Family Feud."