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Joke of the Day

"What did the Hammerhead say to the Great White as they parted ways? I guess I'll see you around chum."

"I just don't know where I stand on masturabation... I mean, on one hand it feels good, but on the other hand it feels bad."

"If a chick tells you she's ""not like other girls"" she just proved she's exactly like all other girls."

"The name's Bondjamesbond. James Bondjamesbond."

"What's black and white and red all over... An interracial couple getting what they deserved."

"What did the sea say to the shore? Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst."

"""You know why I pulled you over?"" ""Does anyone know why anyone's pulled over?"" ""Wow. You're free to go."" ""Is anyone free?"" ""Oh you're good."""

"What do you call a blind member of the Third Reich? A ""notsee"" because they cannot see! I'll see myself out..."

"What does 80 year-old pussy taste like? Depends..."

"Ok America now is our chance to catch up on productivity, health care, math & science while the rest of the world is drunk & watching soccer"