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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who could jump, run, and swim have already crossed the border."

"I walked all the way from Europe to Africa. I know what you are thinking... Uganda be kidding me!"

"How Many Surrealists Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb? Fish"

"Be a part of history! Die in a catastrophic natural disaster."

"Mondays aren't so bad if you force yourself to have a terrible weekend."

"My dad taught me you can't try rationalize with crazy... It was a self-taught lesson."

"What did the train say on the way to Auschwitz? Jew-Jew"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ...To get to the other side."

"You can say what you like about deaf people. As long as you are not directly facing them."

"""Can I see your ID?"" Sure, it's... *lowers sunglasses* *raises them* *lowers them again* ""What are you doing?"" I don't know."