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Joke of the Day
"""I'm in."" - Samuel L. Jackson to every movie pitch he's ever heard"
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"Falling coconuts kill more people than falling sharks."
"Niggas be like.. ..OH HELL NO!"
"Hockey is the only place where Waving your stick in someones face will get you the box."
"""I don't care how goodlooking you are if you don't have any brains."" -Zombies"
"What do you call a vegan who cheats on their diet with human flesh? A humanitarian"
"Aww... Nuts What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts What do you call nuts on your chin? Dick in your mouth *I'll see myself out...*"
"What happens when Kim Jong-un gets sick? He turns into Kim Jong-ill!"
"What's the difference between an onion and a dead whore? I cried when I cut up the onion. (Jack the Ripper)"
"""Well that can't be right."" - dogs watching us catching balls with our hands"