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Joke of the Day
"You know what they say, so I won't tell you."
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"Two of the three times I've jumped out of a moving car, Beiber was on the radio. The other time my grandma entered the freeway the wrong way."
"Just saw two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard.... Pillow fight?"
"Sad news about the Michelin Man.. He's retyred.."
"If Miley Cyrus really wanted to shock us at the VMAs, she'd show up in a burka covered in a snowsuit and slowly add more clothing each hour."
"Why can't Hillary Clinton be called a female? Because she deleted the emale."
"I heard Reddit likes puns so I posted ten of them thinking at least one would reach the first page no pun in ten did"
"I'd prefer to read Yelp reviews from the kind of person who would never write a Yelp review."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you breathe through something that small?!"""
"A football player... A football player was convicted of a crime and sent to prison for several years. He went in as a tight end and left as a wide receiver."