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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an old joke and a new one? Nothing. We're on reddit"

"Not having any friends means I'm always the pretty one."

"I know a guy who looks at so much porn on his phone- His apps are stuck together."

"Thinking about calling 911 just to feel a fireman's embrace."

"I got a cat the other day. I had to swerve, but I got it."

"My friend asked me if the new Star Wars movie was in 3D I said yes, but they R2D2"

"Jury duty [Burps] Wow, excuse me. Judge: You're excu-STOP THAT!"

"Nine months from now we'll have an adorable, pooping reminder of The Night the Internet Wasn't Working."

"What's the Pope's least favorite human bone? The blasphemur."

"Synonym rolls... Just like grammar used to make."