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Joke of the Day
"Chicken Pot Pie sounds like a delicious 3 course meal."
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"Smelling one of my farts has to kill at least 10 million brain cells. My dog doesn't even know how to bark anymore."
"What did one bird say to the other bird? toucan play at this game."
"What's black and doesn't work? Half of London"
"Why hang Wanted posters in the post office? We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps."
"What is the worst part of being both black and jewish? Having to sit in the back of the oven. (these do not reflect my personal views)"
"What did the shirt say to the pants zipper? Your so fly man"
"[jumps in getaway car after bank robbery] ""They said no I couldn't have any money"" Damn it, they make it look so easy in the movies"
"Whats the difference between a Jew and a vending machine? What's the difference between a Jew and a vending machine? Vending machines give you your change back."
"The reason Microsofts new browser is code named Spartan, is because they know it's gonna kick people all the time."