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Joke of the Day

"The reason Microsofts new browser is code named Spartan, is because they know it's gonna kick people all the time."

"Helen Keller walks into a bar... Then she walks into a table. Then she walks into a chair."

"What do you call an elephant that flies ? A jumbo jet !"

"Facebook has made me hate birthdays more than funerals."

"Bought some expensive neck cream. Directions say to apply it twice daily. If I slather it on every hour, I'll have the neck of a teen."

"I'm sure without any training, I can sky dive.. Only once"

"My friend asked me if I was ever going to stop singing Wonderwall... I said maybe."

"The Westboro Babtist Church is planning to picket Reddit two days after their IAmA. No, seriously. http://www.godhatesfags.com/schedule.html"

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar As they are leaving one says to the other, ""I can't believe you blew forty bucks in there!"""

"I wish I could smack the stupid out of people and if you think this status is about you smack yourself for me!"