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Joke of the Day

"The reason Microsofts new browser is code named Spartan, is because they know it's gonna kick people all the time."

"What is the difference between light and hard? Well, you can sleep with a light on."

"The 3 seasons of Texas! Summer, cold summer, & Football."

"What did Beyonce say when Jay-Z refused anal? If you liked it you should had put a ring muscle on it!"

"What do space-related scientists call themselves in Australia? Austronomers"

"No wonder Jared lost weight... He doesn't like footlongs."

"Why is Hellen Keller a bad driver? Because she is dead."

"Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor? because Sam sung better than him"

"My wife is not buying that autocorrect changed ""You're psychic"" to ""You're psycho."""

"Alright MythBusters, it's time to step it up. You're busting viral videos now? Next you're gonna tell me Toy Story 3 was bullshit."