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Joke of the Day
"How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb? A Brazilian."
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"I just thought of a good Casey Anthony joke... but if I post it my mom would kill me."
"What do you call a man from Portugal? A Portugoose. Because you cant have one gees."
"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle."
"A Man Goes In For His Annual Check-Up With The Doctor The doctor tells him, ""You need to stop masturbating"" The Man Asks ""Why"" The Doctor Replies, ""Because I'm trying to examine you"""
"I hate when people ask what I hope to be doing in 5 years time I mean come on, I don't have 2020 vision"
"Yes I read reddit on the toilet I do it for shits and giggles"
"Either people up north are getting friendlier or it's the spring-like weather because I was just told to ""please"" go fuck myself."
"I want to make a school shooting joke, but that might seem offensive. I think I should aim for a younger crowd."
"What's a gothic persons blood made of? Emoglobin"