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Joke of the Day

"Me: My daughters are 15, 13, and 10. Her: Do you want more kids? Me: Hahahahahahahaha Her: Is that a no? Me: *Deep breathe* Hahahahahaha"

"What's a good source of Vietnamese renewable energy? A Nguyen mill."

"What's the best part of a baker's body? Their buns."

"A man asked for directions to the guillotine festival... It's just ahead."

"Viagra now comes in a nasal spray. It's for dick heads."

"""Be cool, be cool, be cool"" ~me before I'm about to not be cool."

"Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist? Trigger discipline"

"I was once a male trapped in a female's body but then my mother gave birth."

"If God didn't want me to scratch my ass he wouldn't have made it taste so good."

"I just bought a new Thesaurus... it's quite good, but to be honest it's nothing to write residence about"