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Joke of the Day
"If you have sex on a boat... ...is that off-shore drilling?"
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"What do you call religious pasta? Raviholy."
"My boss called me lazy and said I had poor communication skills... I almost responded"
"""You know how when birds fly in a V formation one side is always longer?"" ""Yeah. Why is that?"" ""There are more birds on that side."""
"What do Harvard and a virgin have in common? You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came."
"Where is your 1,000 word essay? ""Right here"" *pulls out selfie* That's a picture... ""A picture is worth 1,000 words"" *becomes valedictorian*"
"What is long and hard for a black guy? Third grade"
"An Englishman starts his own business in Afganistan He is making land mines that look like prayer mats! He is doing quite well! Profits are going through the roof!"
"Wife: Where did all this glitter come from? Me: Jake, at State Farm."
"After giving up crack, I've been sniffing brake fluid for months. It's okay - I can stop anytime I want."