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Joke of the Day

"Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer one of the skunks said ""Whatever shall we do?"" ""Let us spray!"" replied the other."

"What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach"

"Everything happens for a reason; unfortunately, sometimes the reason is you."

"This is gonna be a really long one. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeee"

"After spending twenty minutes making up outrageous symptoms, WebMD diagnosed me immature, and an asshole."

"I love the Lion King... ...but Simba is so slow. Sometimes I wish he'd Mufasa."

"patiently explainin to a 5yr old that night lights only mean u will SEE the monster as it rips u apart.. that sometimes not knowin is better"

"I like my women like I like my weather. 60 and dry."

"I only speak Spanish when bill collectors call"

"The date was going really well until he told me to stop calling it Pasghetti."