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Joke of the Day

"Blonde Joke of the day Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see."" :-D"

"Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list."

"What do you call a lesbian platypus? A lickalotapus"

"I am not racist because racism is a crime and crime is for black people"

"""I'd tap that."" - Morse code operatives flirting."

"Yesterday I bought an expensive but poorly made tie... I think my ascot ripped off!"

"White girls spend 15% of their lives thinking about cutting bangs."

"Just witnessed a white girl take a selfie with her coffee in Starbucks. I always heard the legends but never thought I'd see it in the wild."

"A redhead tells her blonde friend ""I slept with a Brazilian""... The blonde replies, ""Oh my god, you slut! How many is a Brazilian?"""

"Workin hard. Putting my nose to the grindstone. Grinding away that nose. Barely any nose left now. Whole face messed up. Due for a promotion"